Sunday, January 13, 2008

Pac-Man

Duration: 03:48 minutes
Upload Time: 2006-11-30 00:40:09
User: FlclPhan
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A girl called me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. A hooker told me "Not on the first date." . During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people. I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. I said to the bartender "Surprise me." He pulled out a naked picture of my wife. I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself. I told my doctor I wanted a vasectomy. He said, with a face like mine, I don't need one. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous— everyone hasn't met me yet. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. I was so poor growing up, if I wasn't born a boy I'd have nothing to play with. I was so ugly... When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!" I was such an ugly kid— when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect." I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice— I don't know if I'm coming or going. I'm ugly I'm tellin' ya. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth. If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom... It's not easy being me. When I was born the doctor told my mother I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway. My family was a bunch of drunks, when I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. My uncle's dying wish: he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. The other night I told my kid "Someday, you'll have children of your own. He said "So will you." The other night I woke up and my wife was saying sexy things. I looked over and she was on the phone. When I tried to kiss my date goodnight she pushed me away. I said Is there someone else? She said There must be. When I was a kid, I asked my Mother for a Bubble Bath, so she brought the water to a boil! You know the best part of having kids? ...making them. I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born. I don't play hard to get... I play hard to want! All quotes by the one the only... Rodney Dangerfield

Comments

stab456 ::: Favorites  2008-01-09 16:57:52

im sorry about the wife thing
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Narutopkegeeks ::: Favorites  2007-12-19 09:17:58

lol damn good bro ure creative :)
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YAYAP65 ::: Favorites  2007-05-31 02:54:08

wow...lol
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dragosaur ::: Favorites  2007-05-12 20:13:32

cool!
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homidog11 ::: Favorites  2007-05-03 20:52:33

i thought it was creative
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retrodepp ::: Favorites  2007-05-03 20:28:27

i love it!
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