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Duration: 05:26 minutes Upload Time: 2006-05-09 13:04:36 User: DamnRandall :::: Favorites :::: Top Videos of Day |
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Description: World premiere of The New Kissing Techniques. Cafe Tu Tu Tango, The Block @ Orange, Orange CA. 8th May 2006. Vox: Christophunk & Illroy Guitar & Electronics: Bert McGurt There is a slight hiccup near the end because my can only record video 180 seconds at a time. Lyrics: I've been hustlin' since kindergarten was a pre-show Jumpin rivers in my Mutant Ninja Turtle velcroes And Bugle Boy, the whole neighborhood knows how it feels Super-Soaked in a squirt-by from the kid in Power Wheels Not raised in projects, I was makin' projects In science class, grow a bean and then I pass Cause you got no soul if you ain't on the Honor Roll And I will not trade six pogs for a fluffy troll And I've been locked up, private school was my pen My biggest concern was keepin' my shirt tucked in The only Crack(le) I knew hung out with Snap and Pop If you say "Red light!" there's no doubt I'm gonna stop Drop, shut em' down open up hip-hop Used to watch Muppet Babies, never been on Cops It only took one try to know I didn't like mustard Had a problem? Then I just call Ghostbusters... The wood playgrounds all got torn down when I drive through my home town. They're all plastic now. Planet Kids and Discovery Zone went under to make room for furniture stores. 1960s nostalgia films and 1970s home movie stills played vibrant in another life, one kind that slept through the night. War in the backyard, peace in the tree house. On my front lawn, there was always a crowd for summer games, like capture the flag. I was always the last one out. I'd wake up at 6 AM on Saturday mornings for sugar cereal and cartoon glory, before going to the Little League field for nachos, hide and seek, bike rides, and some new cool story. And then, in the afternoon, I'd be in my grandparents' pool, or out playing with kites or balloons, cards with friends, odds and ends, seeing the world through a kaleidoscope lens. I would watch Sesame Street and think that I was the smartest boy alive before I realized that I was only five and I would have to apologize for calling all my teachers idiots. They called it dissension. I called it reinvention. I had so much to say that I got a detention for talking straight through the morning Pledge of Allegiance. I was weary of authority figures, because all they did was talk and take my action figures. The people that I trusted best was a short list. It was always my parents and Johnny Quest. I learned politics from playing cowboys and Indians. From X-Men, I learned about discrimination. From The Twilight Zone, I learned America was scared of communism and an alien invasion. Chorus. Bubble gum bubble gum in a dish How many G.I. Joes did I wish? That i had-- my cousin had more and I was mad So I was wearin courdoroys when it was cool to wear plaid My hero was Mike Piazza I wet the bed a lotsa So my my sheets would stain Just like the corners of my mouth when I would pound the Gatorade I took my gin and juice without the first one Got excited when my Lunchable came with CapriSun Readin' Goosebumps was scary like red rum Gotta hide under the covers when the monsters come I was more pale than the bucket that I took to the beach Looked like "The Bearenstein Bears and Not Enough Teeth" But I could still disappear in some hide and seek I was faster than Benny in the Sandlot heat Rad guitar solo. Chorus. |
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| 123456elvis74 ::: Favorites 2007-12-25 19:17:18 Weiß jemand, ob der "Sign Up Code" ONTOP auch in anderen Pokerrooms als bei Cakepoker com verwendet werden kann? Ich habe nämlich gelesen, dass Cakepoker com diesen spitzenmäßigen Bonus nicht mehr all zu lange hergeben wird und 500$ haben oder nicht haben ist doch ein großer Unterschied! __________________________________________________ | |
| Ballmusk ::: Favorites 2007-12-08 19:38:08 like for real, you need to spend more time learning how to rhyme because your phrasing is really bad. you also shouldn't put stuff in just because it rhymes, like the plaid line, because contextually it doesn't make any sense. you can wear plaid and corduroy at the same time. also gatorade and stain don't rhyme. lots more is wrong with it but too much to list. __________________________________________________ | |
| Ballmusk ::: Favorites 2007-12-08 19:32:57 wow, this is awful. stop, drop, you never listened to hip hop is more like it. smell me. cheers. __________________________________________________ | |
| robertmcc01 ::: Favorites 2007-10-20 02:49:10 I never saw a white monkey before. Much less two of them at the same time. LMFAO! __________________________________________________ | |
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| RoninDmc ::: Favorites 2007-04-18 11:42:54 now uv started to read this don't stop.this is is so scary.send this to 5 videos in 143 mins and when your done press f6 and your crushes name will apeer in big letters .this is scary cause it really works.if you break the chain u will have bad relationships 4 5 years __________________________________________________ | |
| hello111111111111122 ::: Favorites 2007-04-12 21:11:54 read dis There are 20 angels in this world 10 are sleeping 9 are playing 1 is reading this put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!! __________________________________________________ | |
| meeshwashere ::: Favorites 2007-04-02 20:43:10 dude...wtf __________________________________________________ | |
| XtremeBlu62 ::: Favorites 2007-03-23 14:35:46 get better sound quality this hurts to listen 2 __________________________________________________ | |
| bun182 ::: Favorites 2007-03-08 15:23:05 lov it xD __________________________________________________ | |
| RenoRaider ::: Favorites 2007-01-04 11:50:31 putrid __________________________________________________ | |
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| Milter ::: Favorites 2006-06-02 11:09:21 We dont ear a single word you say because your video quality sucks __________________________________________________ | |
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